captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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marius-pontmercying:

when someone says they don’t like musicals

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lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

deneuveing:

Film meme: [1/4] screen writers - John Hughes

”I don’t think of kids as a lower form of the human species.”

trust:

when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled

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brennacedria:

naturepunk:


I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

brennacedria:

naturepunk:

I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”

bjd-resinrome:

mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

How cute! It happened also to me once. It was summer and I was sleeping with shutter closed but opened windows. Around 3 a.m. this little black kitty woked me up meowing under my window, so I gave him food and he decided to stay. I called him “Kuro” <3

bjd-resinrome:

mage-of-rage:

deadlyviola:

awwww-cute:

So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in

Congratulations on your new cat

you’ve been chosen

How cute! It happened also to me once. It was summer and I was sleeping with shutter closed but opened windows. Around 3 a.m. this little black kitty woked me up meowing under my window, so I gave him food and he decided to stay. I called him “Kuro” <3

mo0gs:

[BEETHOVEN’S SYMPHONY NO.5 AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]

arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times

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captainjazzhands:

*aggressively presses buttons and starts warming up*

captainjazzhands:

*aggressively presses buttons and starts warming up*

thewescoast:

spriit:

lemonyfricket:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

#is this problem sleuth

sHE THREW A BABY

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes

thewescoast:

spriit:

lemonyfricket:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

sHE THREW A BABY

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes