when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum
when someone says they don’t like musicals
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
Film meme: [1/4] screen writers - John Hughes
”I don’t think of kids as a lower form of the human species.”
when ur outfit on point but ur plans get cancelled
I just spent like 30 seconds straight trying to understand what was so special about “The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
“The unthe unthe uthe unhe un”
So I just woke up at 4:45 am with a non stop meowing noise… Open my apartment door and this little guy came running in
Congratulations on your new cat
you’ve been chosen
How cute! It happened also to me once. It was summer and I was sleeping with shutter closed but opened windows. Around 3 a.m. this little black kitty woked me up meowing under my window, so I gave him food and he decided to stay. I called him “Kuro” <3
this is how i choose to spend my time.
[BEETHOVEN’S SYMPHONY NO.5 AGGRESSIVELY PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.
when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times
*aggressively presses buttons and starts warming up*
Jesus Christ what just happened.
look at different people each time tho
sHE THREW A BABY
I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes